andrew "bistro boss" bisque

he is the owner of the corporate chain "schmuck's pizza corp".

age: 23

leitmotif color: yellow

net worth: you dont even wanna know

likes: as pictured above, pizza, nfts, and daytrading. podcasts, seafood, jazz, he also likes twitter.

dislikes: when the pizzeria gets trashed by fireworks, not having money

drink of choice: fireball

favorite musician: frank sinatra (not to be confused with frank inscents oregano. frank does not make jazz)

he is rumored to be the ex ceo of a larger pizza chain, but got fired after a scandal involving a sex tape (not his)