andrew "bistro boss" bisque
he is the owner of the corporate chain "schmuck's pizza corp".
leitmotif color: yellow
net worth: you dont even wanna know
likes: as pictured above, pizza, nfts, and daytrading. podcasts, seafood, jazz, he also likes twitter.
dislikes: when the pizzeria gets trashed by fireworks, not having money
drink of choice: fireball
favorite musician: frank sinatra (not to be confused with frank inscents oregano. frank does not make jazz)
he is rumored to be the ex ceo of a larger pizza chain, but got fired after a scandal involving a sex tape (not his)